by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?
Tom: $150 each for 3
Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!
Tom: $150 each for 3
Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!
by SpaghettiBetty June 2, 2022

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
by dickscrambler October 6, 2016

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex
by anonymous February 18, 2025

When 6 to 8 dudes all touch tips together at one point. Then you drizzle melted cheese and marinara sauce to make a dick pizza. When all is said and done they pull apart together and say “MAMA MIA”
Yo dude me and the basketball team did Italian tip touching
What’s that?
It’s when we all touch tips and put pizza ingredients on it
What the fuck
What’s that?
It’s when we all touch tips and put pizza ingredients on it
What the fuck
by Hidden Squid March 29, 2025

by Ffm alley May 21, 2021

by Streetlyfe1billion January 7, 2021
