Tool-tugger

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.

That George, he is such a tool-tugger!

by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014

Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.

"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."

by soupman91 July 8, 2012

tool shed

A place where things go to die.

Take *that* out to the tool shed.

by NikM755 October 6, 2015

Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

tool

A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.

Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed

by Hamtarooooooooo March 7, 2011

Helicopter Tools

1. (n.)Implements used by a helicopter mechanic to perform maintenance and repairs on helicopters.

2. (n.) When wrenches are thrown in a certain manner, they will spin like the propeller on a helicopter; usually occurs when the technician performing a difficult repair gets overwhelmed by rage.

While Joe was working on a BMW, one of the most unnecessarily complicated vehicles on the planet, he grew frustrated and made some helicopter tools.

by Joeyreb February 4, 2021