beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.
Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?
by David Todd March 17, 2007
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Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.
"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*
by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008
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beef broth

a person whose face is distinct. the person is sometimes just known for stewin' around. minding his/her own business. a person who spreads their beef on others.

also can be called as brothy.
wow, she's so brothy.

what a beef broth.
by charlottegoodpants December 10, 2010
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fag beef

penis belonging to that of homo erotic origins
The young Philippino was greatly displeased with not having the opportunity to wedge his fag beef into some zesty manpoon.
by bondono rodriguez June 19, 2007
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Beef Cake

-Another definition of a gas chamber


-An extremely smelly fart in a closed area.

-Something like a beef stew but affecting a group of individuals.
"Open the window and a beef cake came in."

John beef caked during the history exam.
by the urban speller March 13, 2009
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beef pooch

a tiny ass soft taco filled with beef and cheese that only white people would eat. (Mexicans beware!)
Swing that beef pooch cracka!
by conor kay January 05, 2004
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