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Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua
"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"
by Pikapika200 December 2, 2021
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Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021
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Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
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Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
by NCR Ranger February 27, 2021
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Scooby-Jew

Selah-Shaggy went looking for Scooby-Jew at the Synagogue but didn’t have any luck finding. RUH ROH
by bigboidawgin101 August 11, 2022
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Jesse Jew

A Jew that hates his own kind and is a Jesse.
Hey I’m not Jewish

Oh so ur a Jesse Jew?
by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022
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mountin jew

a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.
the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.
by jherfmj January 14, 2022
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