Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 02, 2013

Bed Dick

Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.

OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.

by ChubbyQween July 19, 2020

Krill dick

The Norwegian equivalent of a micropenis.

Lingelbach has a krill dick.

by Lingelbach's Mom May 11, 2018

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 06, 2016

dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

by Princess Crackatea April 03, 2016

mathematical dick

A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.

Robin Williams: It's not about you, you mathematical dick!

by DeafMilk November 30, 2019

Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.

Dick Stubig was angry last night.

by Robert Van Winkle April 13, 2004