Thomas The Shit Engine 

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"

As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.

Thomas The Shit Engine by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020

Thomas Edison'd 

When someone states an idea or joke, but you take credit for it by publicly expressing it

Man, Todd stole the joke I told him and said it loud enough for everyone to hear so they think he made it. Sounds like you got Thomas Edison'd

Thomas Edison'd by DrtyTrouserSnake June 29, 2020

Thomas Street

A man who can always make you laugh when you need it the most. He is always curious and hates pigeons that live on his roof. And an amazing painting that inspires his granddaughter

Random person: Oh look it’s Thomas Street!
You: Oh wow! Have you seen his latest art work??
Random person: No but I heard his Granddaughter loves it!

Thomas Street by The granddaughter September 23, 2020

Thomas Park 

A ginger cunt who fakes schizophrenia and really thinks he can beatbox.

People:
Thomas Park: Bootz-and-a-ting-ya--butabutabutabo-ting-ya

Thomas Park by langley park cemetery September 29, 2020

Thomas Jones 

Thomas Jones is a mathematics teacher currently working at St Augustine's College Cairns (251 Draper Street, 4870, Cairns, QLD, Australia) He currently teaches a variety of grates ranging from 7 to year 12 essential

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide 0 and 0

Thomas Jones by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

Thomas Brodie-Sangster 

Thomas Brodie-Sangster or TBS is an English actor born in 1990 even though he still looks 15.
He’s the actor who plays Newt from Maze Runner and Ferb from Phineas and Ferb.
He also dies. ALL THE BLOODY TIME— LET THE MAN LIVE PLEASE—
He is beautiful and deserves to live in movies.

Person 1: TBS stands for table spoon right? Why are people crying about a table spoon?
Person 2: *sigh* ... YOU IDIOT— IT’S THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER!—

Thomas Brodie-Sangster by ThePotatoWeirdo October 23, 2020

thomas quasarano 

thomas quasarano is super sweet and nice. He is funny and really good at transitions. You would be very lucky to have someone like thomas quasarano in your life. He will make you smile a lot like how he makes me smile. He makes peoples days. He has great interactions with his fan pages and sometimes his fans. Everything about thomas quasarano is amazing.

thomas quasarano is the best person ever

thomas quasarano makes me blush
thomas quasarano is my favorite

thomas quasarano by jasmine :) October 25, 2020