cherry eater

When a man goes down on a girl while on her period

He’s a cherry eater.

by Multiplejoints December 19, 2024

Grady/Pen Eater

The Grady/Pen Eater is a tall and wide thing. It survives on pen ink and it always carries the N word in its pocket. Is you see one and comes charging at you, don't worry it is bad at fighting so if you punch it, it will cry while holding its nose. This a very scary species.

The Grady/Pen Eater is weaker than a majikarp

by NoWayNoHow December 17, 2019

Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

mattress eater

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being a mattress eater is not healthy bro

by jaymethazine May 16, 2021

man eater

1. a human female who has sex with as many men as she can like she wants to fuck everyone.

2 someone who eats man.

she's a man eater....stay clear

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

speed eater

Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.

"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023