Burning Mudslide

Whilst engaged in anal or vaginal sexual intercourse, the man heats a pipe up until its red hot. He places his penis in one end, and gently pushes the other end into the woman's cooter or rectum. The man continues to have sexual intercourse, and when he ejaculates, he funnels it into his hole of choice.

"Hey Honey can I give you a Burning Mudslide?"
"Remember last time Frank! I got third degree burns, I don't think its such a good idea, hun."

"Now run before I give you a Burning Mudslide"

"You do not know pleasure after you engage in a Burning Mudslide."

by Bradley Michael(B.M.) Fartz December 28, 2008

Epic burn

Epic burn, so hot that it hurts.

Doctor: "You have herpes."
Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."


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by Somefagtookmynamealso~ October 7, 2008

burn out

After anal sex, pulling your penis out and wiping on their butt cheeks while making a squealing noise. It will leave a brown strip, or a burn out mark.

When I was done banging her up the ass I gave her a burn out.

by Captain Cabbage April 19, 2010

jack burn

When you jack off so much you start to burn your penis from the friction.

My penis hurts from these jack burns'

by Gielskio June 4, 2003

turn and burn

To start working and work hard. a U.S. Navy expression.

See turn to

Let's turn and burn!

by acemery February 6, 2005

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

666 burning

Where a wooden 666 is burned in the front yard of a church ect. to show that there are people who don't believe in there fundamentalist dogmas.
It stands for pagan beliefs.

Are you going to the 666 burning tonight?

by Deep blue 2012 March 3, 2010