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Bong Troll

1. NOUN: A fearsome and dirty creature that lurks in the dark musky closets of young male adults. The creature becomes enraged upon hearing the sound of marijuana being consumed from a water pipe. His terrible cry is usually the last thing the victim hears before being consumed. Legend has it that once consumed by a Bong Troll the victim is damned to follow in his attacker's footsteps...
Brevik: Here man hit this.
Halbet: Alright man.
Brevik: BONG TROLL!!!
Bong Troll: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by Pitfield December 19, 2009
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Rave Troll

1. A person who attends a rave and becomes so intoxicated they are hardly or are not recognizable as a human being. May act in an unpredictable manor, such as removing their own clothes or initiating unwanted physical contact.

2. A person who attends a rave who you would not normally encounter day to day. A person who looks like they do not and could not belong to any type of a social circle, even in a niche, because they are so dissociated in look/actions/or behaviors from a normal citizen.

3. A person who attends a rave with the intentions of becoming as intoxicated as possible, or to take away from any positive vibes or atmosphere that would have existed otherwise.
1. "Did you see that rave troll over there?" "Yeah, he is GOURDED, does he even know what is happening?"

2. "Whoah, who is that?!" "I don't know, I have never seen someone like that before, they must have crawled out from underneath a bridge to get here!"

3. "That group of kids over there are nothing but rave trolls, all they are doing is tagging the place up and trying to start fights."
by AlldayKK January 15, 2011
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Cave Troll

Truly Reformed guys that wear robes that are black and hooded, fitted for a cave that is dark and candlelit. It's cold in the cave. And the three forms of unity are written on the walls of the cave like hieroglyphics. The Cave Troll occasionally comes out to throw bread at the ducks in the nearby cave. The cave usually has a tall fence guarding it so only other Cave Trolls can break bread together in the community. It is a rest area that the cave trolls can retreat to.
Noun: "What a Cave Troll"

Verb: "Quit Cave Trolling around, man. I'm sick of it."
by quacktroll May 18, 2011
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Cat Troll

A deliberately controversial or provocative website or post to an Internet forum involving cats.

Unlike ordinary trolls, which are typically motivated by petty or disruptive intentions on the part of the poster, the cat troll is considered a highly evolved and respected artform.

Due to the limited subject matter, the uniquely high quality of cat trolls in general, and the humorous nature of uncomfortable situations involving cats, the cat troll is usually tolerated and even applauded (by discerning audicences) in situations where other types of trolls are not.
Example cat troll website: http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
by CC1C July 23, 2008
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troll club

A nick name for someone, normally a white male, with an abnormally large penis.
by skyyraine December 17, 2007
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troll moment

When someone experiences the attitude of a troll, normally when commenting on facebook or youtube and using words that trolls would use such as gay, fag, retard, sexist or racist comments, shit about celebrities or even conspiracy theories about the government and 9/11.
the other day i commented on a justin bieber music video saying: "He's such a retarded fag who likes to suck nigger dicks all day and i bet he was the one responsible for 9/11."
it was such a troll moment!
by johnvogerconartistextrodinaire December 12, 2010
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Bootyhole troll

A term originally pioneered by Lil Gucci berry that describes how much he loves anal penetration during sexual intercourse, however it can also be used to describe any overweight white male who enjoys rectum annihilation
My friend Skyler is a Bootyhole troll for sure
by TheSlipperyCheezeWhiz August 1, 2020
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