Long Legged Larry

Thick, long penis. typically inserted in the anus

Patricia likes to eat my long legged larry.

by anonym.ous December 27, 2016

Year Long Asthmatic

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

by C.Caples November 27, 2009

Long Dong Silver

Long Dong Silver is the nickname I call Casey, another cadet on my floor who has this long dick I like to suck.

I sucked off Long Dong Silver this morning, and now he wants me to do it again!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

Long Kiss Goodnight

Farting on your significant others pillow right before they go to bed.

My wife didn't make dinner, so I gave her a long kiss goodnight.

by The Vee March 26, 2007

Dick Long Johnson

The best name for a male person possible.

Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"

by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012

long shlong silvers

a man with a generally large penis

girl: oh my god! its HUGE!
boy: I'm the average long shlong silvers. Eat up hoe!

by S.A. Longschlongsilvers May 24, 2016

long car rides

The place to want to relax for 10 minutes then kill yourself the next 7 hours

"Oh my god i love long car rides."

"Please kill me now i have a long car ride."

by Theguinessgirl June 13, 2014