French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
Get the French Flicker Gooningmug. Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause
by buildenex July 24, 2024
Get the Mega Goon Lickingmug. A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by giggly boy September 3, 2025
Get the Goonedmug. Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3
by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012
Get the Goonmug. IM BOUT TI BUUUUUSUSUUSTTT
by Ohio_Bloodclart February 26, 2025
Get the Sigma goon looksmaxingmug. by woodziee February 8, 2024
Get the Gooningmug.