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French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
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Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause
Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.
by buildenex July 24, 2024
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Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
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Gooned

Look at him hes so gooned right now.
by giggly boy September 3, 2025
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Goon

Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3
"Wow he's a goon !"

"oh you mean like Le Rue "
"yeah like Cruz "
by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012
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Sigma goon looksmaxing

IM BOUT TI BUUUUUSUSUUSTTT
im sigma goon looksmaxing
by Ohio_Bloodclart February 26, 2025
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Gooning

watching a GunnarTVLive stream on Twitch
person 1: hey what are you doing tonight?

person 2: i'm gooning tonight
by woodziee February 8, 2024
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