German BS

Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull
Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.

Chris: DUDE thats nasty.

Nik: He has a point...
by Creestofuh April 30, 2010
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German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
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german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
by jtets December 10, 2013
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Yolo Holo: You Only Live Once Empty-Headed (A** Holes) Drinking Folks -- Men and Women, Boys and Girls.

Yolo Hohlo: Same as above except for the fact that "Hohlo" comes from the German word "hohl" which can mean simply, "empty", but is also used to mean "empty-headed, unconsidered, stupid"
Like the fascist-light buds/peeps at places like soccer games, frat parties, Oktoberfests, Spring Break Sauffesten, Ballermann, Rammstein.
-- That new Swiss Boy-Band Family "Stubete Gäng" makes great music for the Helvetic Yolo Holos -- (Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant) )
-- Spring Break in Cancun -- the Hajj for rich Yolo Holos.
by Pen-Dragon September 10, 2023
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German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).
Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022
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German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.
This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"
by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022
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German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
Oh my god they did the German mud wizard
by Luciepoo February 27, 2023
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