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Lauren Hohls

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. You'll feel like you can tell her anything and everything about yourself. She will help you through your worst times and be there for you no matter how stupid you are. You'll become so bonded to this girl, and so in love with her, that even when she completely screws you over, lies to you, and over all treats you like shit, you won't be able to stop loving her. She is the best friend anyone could ask for, and she is most definitely my best friend, although I don't think I'm hers, as she has many friends, all of which I could not compare to.
Person 1: I love Lauren Hohls
Person 2: Well how could you not?
Lauren Hohls by ulmengurking July 8, 2012

Hohler Bomb 

It is a new version of a Jagerbomb for lightweight drinkers such as the man behind the Hohler Bomb, Mitch Hohler. It's a thimble full of Jager dropped into a shotglass full of Red Bull, then you pound it.
I'd drink Hohler Bombs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'd shower in that shit
Hohler Bomb by Uncle Jessie May 3, 2008

zhopy hohlov 

Just one of those moments... you just can't help but say zhopy hohlov! A lot of things go under a drastic change in one moment, this phrase is often used in a negative or unpleasant context, as something once good becomes something rather nutty.
Oh! What a zhopy hohlov, unusual and perplexing. (talking about the holocaust).
zhopy hohlov by steak in the boot January 29, 2017
Hey Hohlden
Hohlden by Hdpoppin March 25, 2021

Ruben Hohls 

A stupid person who will try to hurt any girl he can find. He usually is a bug tosser and can't tame his mouth. Best advice is to avoid him
That guy is such a Ruben Hohls
Ruben Hohls by ZAKISKONING April 27, 2014

Nollo der Höhlenmensch 

Nollo der Höhlenmenschen belongs to a rare species. They get every pussy they want. When you see him you have to be calm and not make any quick movements. And the most important thing is to hide your girlfriend.

He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.
Who steals your Girl? Ist's Nollo der Höhlenmenschen!