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Lauren Hohls

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. You'll feel like you can tell her anything and everything about yourself. She will help you through your worst times and be there for you no matter how stupid you are. You'll become so bonded to this girl, and so in love with her, that even when she completely screws you over, lies to you, and over all treats you like shit, you won't be able to stop loving her. She is the best friend anyone could ask for, and she is most definitely my best friend, although I don't think I'm hers, as she has many friends, all of which I could not compare to.
Person 1: I love Lauren Hohls
Person 2: Well how could you not?
Lauren Hohls by ulmengurking July 8, 2012

Hohler Bomb 

It is a new version of a Jagerbomb for lightweight drinkers such as the man behind the Hohler Bomb, Mitch Hohler. It's a thimble full of Jager dropped into a shotglass full of Red Bull, then you pound it.
I'd drink Hohler Bombs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'd shower in that shit
Hohler Bomb by Uncle Jessie May 3, 2008

zhopy hohlov 

Just one of those moments... you just can't help but say zhopy hohlov! A lot of things go under a drastic change in one moment, this phrase is often used in a negative or unpleasant context, as something once good becomes something rather nutty.
Oh! What a zhopy hohlov, unusual and perplexing. (talking about the holocaust).
zhopy hohlov by steak in the boot January 29, 2017
Hey Hohlden
Hohlden by Hdpoppin March 25, 2021

Ruben Hohls 

A stupid person who will try to hurt any girl he can find. He usually is a bug tosser and can't tame his mouth. Best advice is to avoid him
That guy is such a Ruben Hohls
Ruben Hohls by ZAKISKONING April 27, 2014

Nollo der Höhlenmensch 

Nollo der Höhlenmenschen belongs to a rare species. They get every pussy they want. When you see him you have to be calm and not make any quick movements. And the most important thing is to hide your girlfriend.

He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.
Who steals your Girl? Ist's Nollo der Höhlenmenschen!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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