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A hundred year old bitch who has saggy tits and thinks that they are the smartest of all.
-Your mom is starting to act like a hohl
-I know, it's getting on my fucking nerves!
hohl by stan458741 October 13, 2007
Words you can keep

Lauren Hohls

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. You'll feel like you can tell her anything and everything about yourself. She will help you through your worst times and be there for you no matter how stupid you are. You'll become so bonded to this girl, and so in love with her, that even when she completely screws you over, lies to you, and over all treats you like shit, you won't be able to stop loving her. She is the best friend anyone could ask for, and she is most definitely my best friend, although I don't think I'm hers, as she has many friends, all of which I could not compare to.
Person 1: I love Lauren Hohls
Person 2: Well how could you not?
Lauren Hohls by ulmengurking July 8, 2012

Hohler Bomb 

It is a new version of a Jagerbomb for lightweight drinkers such as the man behind the Hohler Bomb, Mitch Hohler. It's a thimble full of Jager dropped into a shotglass full of Red Bull, then you pound it.
I'd drink Hohler Bombs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'd shower in that shit
Hohler Bomb by Uncle Jessie May 3, 2008

zhopy hohlov 

Just one of those moments... you just can't help but say zhopy hohlov! A lot of things go under a drastic change in one moment, this phrase is often used in a negative or unpleasant context, as something once good becomes something rather nutty.
Oh! What a zhopy hohlov, unusual and perplexing. (talking about the holocaust).
zhopy hohlov by steak in the boot January 29, 2017
Hey Hohlden
Hohlden by Hdpoppin March 25, 2021

Ruben Hohls 

A stupid person who will try to hurt any girl he can find. He usually is a bug tosser and can't tame his mouth. Best advice is to avoid him
Ruben Hohls by ZAKISKONING April 27, 2014

Nollo der Höhlenmensch 

Nollo der Höhlenmenschen belongs to a rare species. They get every pussy they want. When you see him you have to be calm and not make any quick movements. And the most important thing is to hide your girlfriend.

He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.
Who steals your Girl? Ist's Nollo der Höhlenmenschen!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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