congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.
shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?
by im not special lol March 1, 2022

by Softballbasketball12 November 14, 2021

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

When you don’t know how to suck dick so you just grab the dick and start hitting yourself in the face with it instead.
When the dick isn’t hard so you 4:15 it.
When the dick isn’t hard so you 4:15 it.
Bro she was giving me the worst head ever so I 4:15’d her.
I was sucking his soft dick and it wouldn’t get hard so I had no choice but to 4:15 it.
I was sucking his soft dick and it wouldn’t get hard so I had no choice but to 4:15 it.
by FaeRaegen love July 17, 2021

a day to hate crime ur best friend for fun by posting an awful brutal diabolical sent from satan terrible photo of them.
by daddydickdick27 November 23, 2021

Girls:send ass pic to crush
Girls crush:what did I do
Girls:it’s November 15 but can I have something in return
Girls crush:what did I do
Girls:it’s November 15 but can I have something in return
by Hello and you’re welcome November 14, 2020
