If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.
Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.
by BroncoTheIdahoan February 12, 2012
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by furrylampshade2543 January 5, 2010
Get the Text Bubble mug.1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
Get the Text-o-motive mug.Immediately after adding someone as a contact in your phone, the short period of time during which you and your contact exchange mass amounts of generic texts that just seem to "flow".
You will likely never speak or text again.
You will likely never speak or text again.
"Man, you're texting like crazy!"
"Yeah, I met this chick last night and we're still on our text honeymoon!"
"Ah. Well at least you tried."
"Yeah, I met this chick last night and we're still on our text honeymoon!"
"Ah. Well at least you tried."
by T.Dawg May 14, 2010
Get the Text Honeymoon mug.When two are more friends are within each others company, yet they resort to texting someone else rather than talking to each other. A group of people texting rather than talking to each other. Also Cellapose
I saw these two hot bitches yesterday on the J train, but i didn't know which one to approach for they were both textaposed.
by A Guy Called Sherol May 29, 2010
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