texas tea

Another definition of Texas Tea is the spit produced from a smokeless tobacco user.

A spittoon contains texas tea

by J. Merriam November 2, 2007

Texas Corncob

the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.

hey ya'll lets get me a texas corncob

by TONYGILLIGAN May 16, 2011

Texas Slurpee

when a homosexual commits the act of sucking the cum out of another mans asshole....with a straw

" hey jim, heres that texas slurpee you were asking for!"

by bigfoot228 January 13, 2009

Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it

after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it

by jim November 24, 2003

Big Texas

To fart/rip ass in someone elses mouth.

To expel internal gas through the anus into another's mouth.

A good prank to pull on a sleeping friend or enemy.

"Drew, if you don't shut the help up I'm gonna give you a big texas."

by Box of Tic Tacs December 9, 2007

texas turn

When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.

Despite the name, "texas turns" are illegal in Texas.

by texas turn January 5, 2009

Texas Suntan

When two people are having buttsex, the man on top pulls out right before cumming and instead runs his penis all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of shit and semen. He then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.

Phil: Dude, have you seen Chad Warden? Is he mexican or something?

Dave: Oh no dude, he just had a few Texas Suntans.

Phil: Huh, I thought I smelled cum and shit when he walked by.

by BlackCaddyDan December 20, 2009