texas tea

Another definition of Texas Tea is the spit produced from a smokeless tobacco user.

A spittoon contains texas tea

by J. Merriam November 2, 2007

Texas Corncob

the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.

hey ya'll lets get me a texas corncob

by TONYGILLIGAN May 16, 2011

Texas Slurpee

when a homosexual commits the act of sucking the cum out of another mans asshole....with a straw

" hey jim, heres that texas slurpee you were asking for!"

by bigfoot228 January 13, 2009

Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it

after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it

by jim November 24, 2003

Big Texas

To fart/rip ass in someone elses mouth.

To expel internal gas through the anus into another's mouth.

A good prank to pull on a sleeping friend or enemy.

"Drew, if you don't shut the help up I'm gonna give you a big texas."

by Box of Tic Tacs December 9, 2007

Texas Wig

A high black hat worn by the KKK when lynching innocent black men. Worn to show contempt and also lots of allegiance to Hitler. Also, it shows that you like bats and if a bat tells you to do anything, like, rob a liquor store, YOU'LL TOTALLY DO IT.

"Let's put on our Texas Wigs and go kill some extremely innocent and photogenic black people, who I am prejudiced against not just through upbringing but free will as well!"

by Obdicut January 11, 2009

texas wad

A large amount of cash, usually in hundreds that fill a man's wallet.

wow, JR sure has a nice texas wad bulge in his bike pants

by Benjamin Hutchins October 17, 2007