Ride of Tools

Three or more cyclists riding together while wearing lycra or spandex

"Look, here comes/there goes a ride of tools"

"Oh, watch out!, there's a 'ride of tools' up ahead"

by Betty Spaghetti August 8, 2012

ask.com toolbar

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.

Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.

by schoolequalsboredom October 7, 2013

Halo Map Tools

Halo Map Tools, also know as HMT, is an unofficial Halo modifying tool, created by MonoxideC, that helps modders create simple to extreme mods.

Bill: Hey, I just created a Halo mod with Halo Map Tools!

Fred: I give a shit?

by mastersync23 December 17, 2008

tooljob

(n): (1) one who talks incessantly of providing jobs and tools without delivering either. (2) a complete and hypocritical failure, undeserving of respect or affection.

cf: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker

Scott Walker is a total tooljob. I hate that guy.

by Monologues of Dissent August 15, 2011

toolface

Near cousin of dickhead, but may be more of a poonce. (More of an air of self-importance).

Get off your high-horse, you toolface!

by blugirl January 27, 2005

toolology

The study of the intellectual messages that are hidden and open to interpretation from the band tool. Usually psychedelics are involved in finding secret messages and multi-meanings. Exploration of the infinite rabbit hole that one is exposed to through subjugation. A study that no one can really find any one meaning or answer in.

Toolology can be a group exercise but usually one finds meanings only for ones self. Toolology is useful to help send you a message that is circumstantial and critical to where you find yourself in life at that moment in time. For me it helped me stop being bitter at my ex because in a song it quotes "wear the grudge like a crown of negativity, calculate what we will or will not tolerate, desperate to control all and everything, unable to forgive these scarlet letterman" the message was clear to me that my hate for my ex was a prime example of how primitive humans become when their emotions are fucked with and also how unnecessary and unhealthy this state of being is.

by Metro Josh March 1, 2009

Toolnaw

a lightly veiled insult. Typically it is broken into two sections, tool and naw, where tool means a dag and naw refers to a sympathetic gesture towards the dagginess of the person.

Man, he is a such a toolnaw.

by adorable373 April 6, 2010