Tim

A big fat long cock man, very lovable, seductive, sweet, great kisser. He loves to giggle and sip on wine, but gets into blow with all the girls in the club. Tim will steal yo girl.

“ Damn had the best night last night.”
“With who?”
“Tim!”
“Lucky”

by NiB667 November 9, 2021

Tim

Tim thinks this urban dictionary thing is stupid. Tim understands that all of these good things being said about him on urban dictionary we’re just made by people like him so they could post about it on their Instagram story

Tim what’re you doin with all that cake on a thanksgiving Thursday afternoon.

by BimothyTunker November 23, 2021

Tim

An idiot, or small-brain who thinks they're funny and smart, and has a small one, does not apply to actual people named tim

guy one: did you see bryan, he was being such a Tim
guy two: ugh I know right

by Steptim September 15, 2020

Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship

“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”

by wannabetim December 7, 2022

Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.

Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork

by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025

Tim-ed It

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.

Did you see how that person Tim-ed It?

by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024

Tim

Tim is a guy of a greek origin. He's not the tallest but not on the dwarfish side either. He's a Trump voter and loves baseball. He doesn't like New York Yankees caps because he thinks they are too basic. He believes a nap a day keeps the doctor away. Or two naps. His favorite leisure time activities apart from napping are ghosting, shaving his head and listening to his friend's playlists on Spotify so he never runs out of new music. Tim is a product of American SWAG culture. Tim's liver is a survivor...and that's fine.

Hey, who's that guy rubbing his belly on a baseball match? Oh, that's Tim.

by Iworkfromhome April 20, 2017