Number 3

(verb)

to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

by Goot_63 January 06, 2025

number 3

just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping

number 3 is the process of masturbation.

sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.

by DS Nutz February 24, 2022

Number 3

Jacking off, aka whackin’ the pudd

Hey can you keep an eye out for customers? I gotta go number 3.

by Macswaggerrrr September 21, 2020

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

Number 3

Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.

Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.

"You caught me taking a number 3"

"I've gotta go number 3, brb"

by Jacp123 March 10, 2020

number of genders

Something that is impossible to count. Should one confidently declare a definite number of genders, a war based on identity politics will begin.

Reporter: "What number of genders are there?"
Liberal: (insert number higher than two)
Conservative: "Two."
Centrist: "idk"

by 7568ino February 02, 2025

nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences

It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.

by Sexydimma September 12, 2015