Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them

He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch

by Boiaa October 8, 2018

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

by ziater September 4, 2008

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.

Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.

by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

Squirrel

A small animal that usually stores food for the winter during the warmer months

There is a squirrel!!

by nanny the one June 20, 2020

squirrel shout-out

Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.

Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

LA Squirrel

Breed of squirrel found in the San Fernando Valley and LA proper, known for being absolute units and photographed by UCLA students

Bro: “omg that LA squirrel is so big”
Sara a UCLA student: “lolol *takes 15th picture*”

by notShaq February 16, 2023