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Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 29, 2007
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squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.
On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.
by Ervty August 4, 2017
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Squirrel

To be really annoying in skywars
this fucking squirrel
stop squirreling
by jdklfgreiop November 26, 2022
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Squirrels

Squirrels, I forgot to reply to your message.
by Eyes89 November 2, 2021
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Squirrel

A pet name for someone you love. (Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse, etc.) Coined by Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 in their song Hello, featured on the EP 'But You Caint Use My Phone"
I missed you, Squirrel. Don't change, Squirrel.
by KewTy January 29, 2017
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Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair
by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018
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squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.
Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.
by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011
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