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zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.
Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.
by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021
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accelerator to the shocker

thumb on the clit after the shocker has been achieved
to in the pink one in the stink thumb on the clit is the accelerator to the shocker.
by Phill Colliens November 27, 2009
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The Quick Finger Shocker

If you're ever in a fight and need to pull a move in order to escape. Just pull down your enemy's pants and stick you're finger in their ass.
Alex: Yoo John what happened last night
John: I was in a scuff with Rob but he pulled The Quick Finger Shocker on me and got away
by Scrap_master_69 October 21, 2020
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shock collar

What we need to buy for Kincaid so he will stop being a whore.
Every time Kincaid tries to hit on Maddie, we turn the shock collar to level 100.
by someone_named_someone November 6, 2009
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Shockadin

A talent spec for paladins in World of Warcraft that tries to innovate a new DPS spec. However this spec has much controversy in the Paladin forums due to the fact of its high emphasis on +DMG gear rather than +Healing gear. It is rejected in top arena teams and is disdained among many of the more veteran paladins. It has yet to be a justifiable spec.
Why are shockadins called shockadins? Because They only judge and use holyshock.
by Æsthetic May 20, 2008
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shock the monkey

(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder
Seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the German jungle.
by c. obscura December 7, 2004
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shocka

A singular term used to describe one the "4 Shockas" described in the "B-3" manual.
The 4 shockas of the B-3 are the coolest faces I know!!
by Shocka D September 30, 2003
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