soft as charmin

Dakota Hudgens

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.

by soft as charmin May 02, 2022

Soft Single

Soft Single is a noun describing the point in time when one is beginning to date multiple people casually, but is not in a committed relationship. This is as opposed to Hard Single, where one has no chance of a mate in the near future.

Rebecca Morin has a coffee date #softsingle. or Becca is so soft single it's not even funny.

by Anna Jeff February 04, 2014

soft-on

a "soft-on" is when the male penis fills with blood but not enough that would make the penis begin to get erect. The penis swells - but there's no visible elevation yet.

I was thinking about this babe at school and the teacher called me to the chalkboard. Luckily i only had a soft-on so I could stand up and walk to the board without being embarrassed.

by belairjeff December 10, 2022

Soft Rat

Like a dry snitch but instead of telling on someone indirectly through loud speech, a soft rat tells on someone without realizing there are doing it.

Nooney is a soft rat because he brought up a secret in front of bree without knowing he did it.

by Breezyndhasone January 25, 2023

soft number

A slang term for an easy job.

- We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!

by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022

Soft remixing

Adding simple kicks and minor things into a song, while leaving the song at it's best.

-Hey this guy stole the music, added simple kicks and claims it to be his property.
-Dude, it's called Soft remixing.

by balint576 September 14, 2019

Soft Tease

The gentleness before it gets rough.

"You are gonna give me that soft tease first, right babe?"

"Yeah man I totally had to give her the soft tease to get her ready."

by CaptainJuan July 12, 2015