Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

a shooting star

some one who kills themselves due to pressure

Oh her, she's bound to be a shooting star

by drakestar September 15, 2022

Shoot and Hang

To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.

"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"

by Juneuey January 19, 2025

Full Shoot

When you film all the working fixtures in ones bathroom.

I did a full shoot of the Disney World men's restroom yesterday.

by Picklepickleman December 27, 2017

Shoot the shit

Synonyms:
Reminisce, catch up, shoot the breeze, chew the fat

I haven't talked to you in a while. It was nice just to shoot the shit for a minute.

by Bill Fitz October 14, 2025

clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

Mew Mew Shoot

This is a magical place on the woman where your troubles can be lost. Those with Salami vortex does not have this. Male anatomy can enter and enjoy its heavenly embrace.

Trey got to enter the mew mew shoot and he swore he spoke with Jesus and he told him to nut inside.

by BookBuddeh July 9, 2023