Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.
thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right
by ritzy115 April 25, 2020
Get the Shoot the Goosemug. by drakestar September 15, 2022
Get the a shooting starmug. To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
by Juneuey January 19, 2025
Get the Shoot and Hangmug. by Picklepickleman December 27, 2017
Get the Full Shootmug. by Bill Fitz October 14, 2025
Get the Shoot the shitmug. A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016
Get the clay pigeon shootmug. This is a magical place on the woman where your troubles can be lost. Those with Salami vortex does not have this. Male anatomy can enter and enjoy its heavenly embrace.
by BookBuddeh July 9, 2023
Get the Mew Mew Shootmug.