Shufflituitous

When an MP3 player (or iPod) is set on "Shuffle" and keeps picking just the right songs in a row. Etymolog- Shuffle + Fortuitous

My iPod is having such a shufflituitous day, I'm loving it!

by Timmybung November 19, 2009

Gut shuffling

The insertion of a penis into the vagina in such a fashion that the womans guts are "shuffled".

"Hey man I wanna do some gut shuffling tonight"

"Thanks for the gut shuffling"

"Every day i'm shuffling"

"My guts could really use a good shuffling"

by mumfette December 5, 2011

rainbow souffle

When you have a violent fart that you're holding in until it inflates like a moist souffle, and you're waiting for the right friend to walk through the door so that you can give them an ass of happiness

Hey Little Winnie, come here. Don't be dense, LG. Let me give you a bomb rainbow souffle. You won't be butthurt.

by Llucynda June 4, 2018

San Francisco Soufflé

This is when a man and a woman, after enjoying some Rice-A-Roni—the original San Francisco treat—engage in a "69". The man proceeds to puke into the woman's vaginal orifice, and since she is from S.F., she is probably pretty hairy. Thus, the rejected Rice-A-Roni and the hair pie create a special sort of soufflé a third party (who has been watching or filming the 69) can then enjoy for her or his own pleasure.

Jane and I were going at it, and I left a San Francisco Soufflé in her snatch for Sara.

by SolFrank November 24, 2014

shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

Shuffling

When you do too much meth and can't quit moving your feet around. That's what tweakers do.

Lydia: Jacob is shuffling again. Does his sexy ass ever sleep?

Paizley: Every day he's shuffling

by anonymous July 29, 2018

smuffled

One of those words that comes out when you're trying to say another and is a mixture of the two.
It's a mixture of smothered, muffled, and stifled. (there are probably other combo's too)

I felt so smuffled when my parents wouldn't allow me to IM for a week and I didn't know the latest gossip.

by forget_me_not April 4, 2005