Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 19, 2017

shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say “shots been fired” 💀

“Shots been shooted” shooted is not even a word its shots been fired

by KznAkuma March 12, 2022

Shoot to 10

Fight for 10 consecutive seconds, usually used in school.

Hey Lucas, wanna shoot to 10?

by regrettispaghetti May 24, 2019

Full Shoot

When you film all the working fixtures in ones bathroom.

I did a full shoot of the Disney World men's restroom yesterday.

by Picklepickleman December 27, 2017

Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

by Oni Garth December 14, 2022

Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.

I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars

by Erich Miller March 2, 2021

Shoot the frog

Pass gas; fart

Ew! Did Somebody in the elevator shoot the frog!

by Bschuessvn April 21, 2021