secretary spread

Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.

"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post

by TexDenim March 2, 2009

Secretary

When you forget something you did due to memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to save face.

You see a charge on your bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'

by Mindy M May 8, 2017

screte

Is as small tobbacco filled pouch that is used in areas that are tabbacco free. It is also used in cases where you may be trying to make a good impression and do not want your lower lip bulging out. Just put in a screte.

Peter has court today so he better put in a screte instead of a full blown chew.

by Jamsalot321 October 26, 2007

secrete

another word for secret, though used to describe something in a much greater scale

zac van lue: my secrete is i like hentai
person 1: omg wow i never knew that

by english word maker 2004 May 27, 2019

Secretarianise

To ejaculate/jack-off into another's anus,

As seen in the movie 'Secretary'

Pervert 1: I secretarianise'd my blow up doll the other day
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...

by Raphael Burrows December 27, 2006

secretlessly

the act of not keeping secrets

Dillon secretlessly shared his life with Julian.

by Sierra Walsh March 8, 2008

secrettè

an ultra secret used only between friends.

I have a secrettè to tell you ... friend.

by Cheech Kneeosee December 30, 2010