rusty peacock

sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue

John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.

by soowoop-baller July 2, 2009

Rusty Fork

Having you penis in your partner's ass while simultaneously having your index and middle finger in the ass as well.

Chet: So I was balls deep in this girl right, and I totaly gave her a rusty fork. It was sick and awesome at the same time.

Saddam: Man that shift is fucked up, iv'e defiantly got to try that!

by saddamchet May 11, 2011

Rusty Grenade

The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.

I gave Daniel a rusty grenade today while we were playing magic cards. I won the game.

by Daniel07 October 29, 2011

Rusty Wrong'Un

A Ginger(red haired person)That you dislike.
There hair is Of a rust colour ..
Rusty Wrong'un

Ginger girl:Your a dumb blonde air head
Blonde Girls response: Your a Rusty Wrong'un!

by LouieLouLou October 23, 2012

Rusty Venture

A poo-poo handjob.

This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.

That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!

by Triana Orpheus November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red

I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture

by MasterShake1989 November 24, 2010

rusty cupcake

While having anal sex the "giver" fills the "catcher's" rectum with urine and semen. The "giver" then pulls out creating a mushy brown mixture that rises out of the "catchers" ass.

I gave the girl i met at the bar last night a rusty cupcake. She wasnt too happy.

by christbait September 17, 2008