The Robo itch is intense and painful itching/rash caused by taking recreational doses of Robitussin Cold and Cough medicine. Does not happen to everyone, but if it happens to you, you can sometimes avoid it by taking an antihistamine, such as benadryl. Watch out for syrups containing antihistamines though!
Me: Man, the last time I did DXM I got the worst robo itch. I was in so much pain I thought I was on fire. I was so close to scratching myself raw that I decided that it would be my last experience with robo.
by The Prosperous Addict May 6, 2007
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Oh god, I have to stop looking at all of these fuckhawt Rob Pattinson pics! I'm going to die due to robgasm!
by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009
Get the robgasm mug.The Hollywood writer responsible for delivering us some of the shittiest and laziest written movies and tv series in recent years. Utterly incompetent at writing basic narrative structure and coherent dialogue into his scripts.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.
Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.
Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
Hi there, I'm Roberto Orci. I'm getting paid millions of dollars a year to dumb down the population of the Western World. (Raises middle finger).
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