pillow priority

a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority

dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....

by just your avg white girl April 29, 2020

Pillow Pecker

A pillow Pecker is someone who fucks their pillow

I can't believe Josh is a pillow pecker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023

pillow gravy

The ejaculate of a person that spills onto the bed clothes accidentally or on purpose.

She wanted a facial, but it was all pillow gravy when I finished.

by Waldan November 8, 2023

2nd use for a pillow

Sex.

Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

pillowable

A phrase or quote that is particularly well-suited to appearing on a pillow in needlepoint.

Everything Lisa says is pillowable.

by snoopwombat October 20, 2015

Pillow

Something you sleep on or you can just sit with it and it can be soft or hard

“The new pillow I got yesterday is so nice and soft!” “My pillow is very soft.”

by Jordanisgreat March 29, 2020

pillow Skates

The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo

“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”

by Juniscuteomg July 25, 2024