Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

by Klepto May 20, 2003

piss-drenched

to describe the odor of old, sweaty shoes, made of cheap leather, worn by a male for many years.

"Honey, get those piss-drenched shoes and put them outside"

by Mrs Pissdrench September 25, 2005

Pissed minnda

(n.) (Australian slang) /pist min duh/ A drunk individual; an inebriated person.
In other words, a shit-faced dickhead.

'Get off the road, you bloody pissed minnda!'

by HellsBelS August 21, 2006

pishrinkle

A loose, german-like pussy that has been broken in and is top notch.

Yo' pishrinkle be off da heezy!

by lxlprestonlxl January 29, 2007

pistoler

Someone who usually use Pistol gun as a primary weapon.

That homie is a pistoler.

by D.A 91 February 8, 2007

pisheebeshee

a rock when it becomes lodged within your shoe, often painfully

Hey, what’s that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Oh yeah, I have a pisheebeshee stuck in my shoe.

by P. Cox December 15, 2008