post-party depression

the low you hit after a great party

dan: dude, why you so bummed? that party was great!
john: just post-party depression

by kitty!! December 27, 2009

post-traumatic sex

Having sex after a life-threatening or risky situation.

Post traumatic sex fucking rules!

by Duke January 22, 2003

Post-Slut Disorder

The feeling you get after breaking up with a slut. This includes reminiscing, regret, and flashbacks of things you've done with her.

"Dude, I can't stop thinking about her. It was such an amazing night... but I should completely forget about her. She's such a dirty whore... Ugh. I can't get over my Post-Slut Disorder."

by als21 December 12, 2009

Post-shore Depression

Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.

Nah bro, I got a bad case of post-shore depression in here

by thesitch18 October 17, 2010

Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

post exam dump

The first shit you take after finishing all of your final exams. Also referred to as one of the greatest shits you will ever take, as your shit carries out your stress from preparing and cramming for exams.

Dan: Yo, Nick, I just finished my last exam man! I'm gonna go home and take a post exam dump!
Nick: That's awesome man! You gotta savor those shits!

by Da Pimp Hand January 28, 2014

Post Lost Depression

The inevitable sadness that will overcome all Lost fans in the world following the season finale of the final season of Lost. Symptoms include lack of looking forward to anything, lethargy, and obsessive watching of crappy new TV shows in attempt to fill the void.

Man Lost is about to end... I'm not looking forward to this as much as I should be. Gonna be some serious Post Lost Depression.

by Bearcats556 May 19, 2010