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the Hand of Yeti

Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).

The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.

She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
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Orange-Handed

When you tell somebody not to eat your Cheetos but when you come back they have orange dust all over their fingers.
I told Jessica to not eat my cheetos but when I came back I caught her orange-handed.
by wolfiebean October 8, 2018
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Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation
by Big penis man July 24, 2020
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Tong Hand

An oil field worker who is generally an alcoholic, who’s diet consists of chewing tobacco, caffeine, and moonshine. Tong hands typically drive a lifted pick up with mud tires and they are very obsessed with their trucks.
“Wow that’s guy drinks a lot.”
“Yeah he’s a tong hand, make sure you don’t fuck with his truck.”
by katiekat22 April 13, 2020
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Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"
by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011
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Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.
After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
by edsned October 27, 2010
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No Handed Barracuda

The act of two in the pink and one in the stink, without your hands. Usually using your penis in the anus and two testicles in the vagina.
Norman found a game one at the club last night. He gave her a No Handed Barracuda.
by Poz Aus December 31, 2016
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