Dream Sexual

If u are dream sexual ur prob 8 and u should die in a fire

Person 1: im dream sexual

Person 2: ......
Person 1: keeps going on because dream mf's annoying as shit
Person 2: off urself u fucking piece of shit u dumb cunt
Person 1: cries

by 360TapStrafeWallJumpDickSlap August 28, 2021

Semper Sexual

The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.

People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.

by crustmeister June 24, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

boris-sexual

A person who is attracted to Boris Pavlikovsky of The Goldfinch movie.

X: omg i love Boris sm
X: really ??!
X: YES!! Im Boris-sexual ;)

by Boris’s gf July 10, 2021

cinco-sexual

Adj- When a person has sex with:
1. Male
2. Female
3. Animals
4. Objects
5. Nature

Person 1 - Dude look at that queer.

Person 2- Thats not a queer thats a cinco-sexual

Person 1- How do you know?

Person 2 - She just 5 way made out with a tree, grandpa, stripper, watch, and a yorkie.

Person 1 - Dayyyuuuum!

by Choocolate Bevrage July 13, 2011

sexual intercourse

something that i have with your mother every night. we make pollen or some shit

“hey i heard that Cecilia and John had sexual intercourse last night”
“hell yeah dawg”

by sexgod 69420 November 24, 2021

Sexual Intercourse

Something your mom and dad did before they found out about you

In class we learned about sexual intercourse

by ThatAnielkaGurl May 18, 2023