mayo monkey

a comeback/name for racist white people.

white person: the blacks are so lazy
you: the mayo monkeys are back at it again

by iluvsatan March 22, 2021

dump monkey

Best used to describe a sloppy or unorganized person

Dad: you fucking kids are all dump monkeys!

by Chris Richmond, Ben Richmond July 16, 2006

monkey bars

xanax pills that are high in potency ranging from 1mg to 2mg in strength.

hey man you got some monkey bars?

by yoakum in the 'sco July 3, 2006

Roid Monkey

A professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree

Dave: What is a roid monkey

Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus May 5, 2010

Piss Monkey

An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.

"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"

by NakedReporta January 12, 2009

turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.

We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.

by Lordofspam January 13, 2009

Happy Monkey

Happy Monkey is any moment that you feel the burdens lifted, that you feel a lightening of the mood, that you feel puckish and prankish and like kicking your heels.

The Creation Museum has fallen into bankruptcy; Happy Monkey, everyone!

by Mr. Gruff December 22, 2008