metrosexual

(noun) although seemingly gay, a straight guy who always dresses for the club and obsesses about his appearence.

My girlfriend left me for a metrosexual body builder named brian she met at a night club.

by vee bee January 21, 2004

metrosexual

one who acts gay but isnt

nick acts like hes gay but he likes girls

by My real name is chip September 16, 2005

metrosexual

A gay guy whom only likes women.

Stan lives a gay lifestyle but loves women only so people call him metrosexual.

by Retarded Mango January 11, 2009

trash metropolis

a person who is so shitty that the shitties piece of shit from the shitties metropolis(city)is not as shitty as them

dude.......kris your such trash metropolis i rather hang out with that cocaine addicted alcoholic bum over there

by Taylor October 18, 2006

Meatroll

The uncut sheath of foreskin that rolls backwards and forwards over the head of an uncircumcised dick.

Damn bruh, I can feel that meatroll as you stroke my raw bootyhole!!!

by manscent June 1, 2018

Lofl mctroffle

lofl meaning: loling on floor laughing
and mctroffle: a word to rhyme with lofl

Kelsey:Tony, they don't even make skinny jeans your size because you're such a midget.
Roxy: LOFL MCTROFFLE.

by MRS.ACKLES April 9, 2008

Metrosexual

ok, i don't really have a good definition of "metrosexual" but I am sick of hearing some realation to homosexuality. I am a bisexual man, and I look straight as shit. Sometimes I don't shower for days, I like sports, and play van halen on my guitar.

nothing to do with gay man or bisexuals

by trillokid April 23, 2005