Someone who has a dick four inches or under but has big dick energy and constantly tries to get laid because is thirsty af. Is too desperate due to the fact that he knows his dick is microscopic and will try to get any girl even if they show no interest in him because he knows that there is no hope. They are severely turned on by rejection and get hard to girls who disrespect him. Gets salty when left ignored and spreads rumors of rape, yet continues to try to get laid by the same girl. On the bright side, his pull out game is strong because there's nothing to pull out nor put in. He is lowkey a douche and still hits her up for nudes to jack off with his nonexistent dick.
Yo that dude is such a Lil Johnny, he has been texting the same girl since July and she is not even interested in him. They have never even hung out yet he refers to her as his girlfriend. She is trying to get with his best friend but, him being the Lil Johnny that he is, hasn't given up and still tries to make plans so she can blow him.
Damn, your Lil Johnny is tiny!!! How can you even try to get girls with that??
Damn, your Lil Johnny is tiny!!! How can you even try to get girls with that??
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Get the Justice For Johnny Depp mug.A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your balcony.
The Skinny Johnny rolling technique is a skill tough to master, only two people knows how to roll one.
The rolling itself is , and the roller needs a special bond between himself and the weed lord Snoop Dogg.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your balcony.
The Skinny Johnny rolling technique is a skill tough to master, only two people knows how to roll one.
The rolling itself is , and the roller needs a special bond between himself and the weed lord Snoop Dogg.
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"Gotta get even with those socs.Lets do it for Johnny man,Well do it for Johnny!"
I have to pass that test today.I have to do it for Johnny!!
I have to pass that test today.I have to do it for Johnny!!
by Doit4Johnny May 29, 2007
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