smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*
I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!
by thesaminator17 October 11, 2010
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smog job

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.
by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 12, 2009
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brillo job

the act of oral sex between to men, usually with a scruffy beard and mustash i.e. andrew pretended to be asleep while he recieved a blow job from tyrone.
"Hey can you believe Drew got a brillo job from some random dude!?! Thats some repugnant ass shit!!!
by jemhunter December 23, 2008
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Deutsch job

A hand job, from someone who is of German descent
guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"
by pastryface August 08, 2010
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Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.
"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"
by Cirdellin January 13, 2010
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Slam Job

When on man gives another man a hand-job in a Denny’s parking lot in exchange for a Grand Slam®
Me and Tyler met up at Denny’s last night and I gave him a good old fashioned slam job
by Whiskey stagger May 07, 2019
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ROM Job

1. A sexual encounter with a robot

2. Being molested by someone disguised as a robot
The new generation T-3000 is fully sentient, made from high-tensile alloys, is combat ready, and gives one tornado of an erotic ROM Job.
by PaulAllensCard February 03, 2015
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