Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"

by Pikapika200 December 2, 2021

Homeless Jew

A grown man still living in his parents house.

This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.

by Chang Qou May 28, 2018

JEW STROKE

When a man masturbates with his palm downward. Also known as the reverse stroke.

Did you see that dirty ass bum jew stroken in the alley?

by Matt the stinkstar June 7, 2018

Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?

God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.

by adrianhowell August 14, 2017

jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021

fornicating jew

Someone who does not give up srx easily. Being miser with the sex.

My girlfriend is such a fornicating jew now that I never get laid.

by Makanana310 July 12, 2021