Jews For Jesus

Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.

The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.

by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

jesus pizza

Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.

Dude, lets go to Twice the deal to get some jesus pizza.

by Scott Urquhart June 25, 2007

The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 29, 2006

Jesus Beats

Jesus beats is a term used when music relative to the gospel of Jesus Christ is being played

Lecrae: I'm bumpin dees Jesus Beats whenever they seein me.
People lookin all confused, cuz every one of my tunes is screamin Jesus peeps

Anyone playing Christian music = Jesus Beats

by Audaciamusic June 13, 2011

jesus time

1: To kick ass in the name of the lord
2: A battle cry to announce you're going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to Jesus.

Guy: It's Jesus time!
Guy2: Oh shit.

OR

Guy: It's time for Jesus!
Guy2: OH SHI--

by Solocidal January 30, 2008

Jesus Strap

The handle in the car/suv/vehicle near or around the doors. Grabbed when taking a fast corner or a fast stop.

It was only when we started driving, that I noticed, the car has no Jesus Straps. "We're screwed" I thought.

by Psuedo-San August 19, 2008

jesus bravo

A young man with enough will power to achieve anything but too lazy to really try. Handsome, above-average penis size, and a beast in the sheets. If you're looking for good sex look for a Jesus Bravo. Athlete type of guy who is a hard worker and also funny and serious at the same time. Overall, an amazing character that anyone can hang around with.

Damn, Jesus Bravo really made me laugh today.

by bravobeantacos November 3, 2013