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bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.
We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.
by bloat hunter April 1, 2017
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smog job

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.
by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009
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Mo-Job

When one ingests copious amounts of various types of alcohol, topped off by projectile, violent, and exsplosive emesis.
Maureen did a stellar performance of a Mo-Job one saturday night.
by Sammie Jo7 June 11, 2013
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Slob Job

A hand job or blow job performed in a really trashy manner.
She gave him a slob job in the school parking lot.
by LanzAlx November 28, 2013
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Job float

The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.
"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"

"I know. Job float is great!"
by Cirdellin January 13, 2010
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Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume
The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.
by MTskier October 11, 2010
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Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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