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(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.
*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food
by kj7771 May 19, 2008
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Newton's Second Law of Motion

The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola
Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
by Thereallola November 14, 2018
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Kentucky Second Base

A term derived in Southern Ontario, referring to the act of doggy style intercourse where the palms of the receiving individual firmly grasp a barrel constructed of wood, plastic or metal.

Keeping in mind that Kentuckers are known to have a greater level of promiscuity than the rest of North America, where their second base is comparable to our home plate.
Me and my adventurous girlfriend decided to experience a Kentucky Second Base.
by 170 Elgin '07 October 4, 2007
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The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
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Second City of the UK

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
by Professor R Right August 23, 2008
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IM 5 second rule

Waiting five seconds to reply to someone to give the impression that you haven't been waiting for their reply
Tom: Why haven't you replied to her already

Tim: IM 5 second rule

Tom: Oh so she doesn't think you're obsessed with her.
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5 second rule

The rule that states if any edible object should touch the ground it may still be eaten if picked up within 5 seconds. (No matter how nasty the ground or surface may be.)
Tanisha dropped an M&M on the wet and dirty bathroom floor but ate it anyway claiming it was safe due to the 5 second rule.
by Anthony July 10, 2004
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