Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Orange-Handed

When you tell somebody not to eat your Cheetos but when you come back they have orange dust all over their fingers.

I told Jessica to not eat my cheetos but when I came back I caught her orange-handed.

by wolfiebean October 8, 2018

Hand Fixation

When you have an unconditional affection towards the part of the human body known as hands

Jaymie: Hey I heard that, that chick Agnessa has a Hand Fixation.
Tyler: Huh, Never heard of that term, Did you just make it up?
Jaymie: Si.

by Static Amnesia June 3, 2018

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

lil hands

Lil hands a gang name for a girl around 10-13 and is the drug dealer in it. She isn't that tall but can beat your ass in seconds.

Lil hands is suppose to meet me here for the deal

by Jdbddhejej September 6, 2017

toss hands

a fight in which two white ghetto trash kids get offended by the other

alright alusha, you wanna toss hands?

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017