Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Orange-Handed

When you tell somebody not to eat your Cheetos but when you come back they have orange dust all over their fingers.

I told Jessica to not eat my cheetos but when I came back I caught her orange-handed.

by wolfiebean October 8, 2018

Hand Fixation

When you have an unconditional affection towards the part of the human body known as hands

Jaymie: Hey I heard that, that chick Agnessa has a Hand Fixation.
Tyler: Huh, Never heard of that term, Did you just make it up?
Jaymie: Si.

by Static Amnesia June 3, 2018

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

Hand san

What Aussies are gonna be calling hand sanitizer during The rona

Hey man, I couldn't find any Hand san at the shops today.

by Iboredidie March 30, 2020

Tong Hand

An oil field worker who is generally an alcoholic, who’s diet consists of chewing tobacco, caffeine, and moonshine. Tong hands typically drive a lifted pick up with mud tires and they are very obsessed with their trucks.

“Wow that’s guy drinks a lot.”
“Yeah he’s a tong hand, make sure you don’t fuck with his truck.”

by katiekat22 April 13, 2020

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"

The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"

by EeveLyn November 30, 2020