Guy Code

Do NOT mess with a friends crush when you know it is his crush.
If you ever find your friend messing with your crush when you even told him and he is fully aware, you are allowed to use lethal force. If the two were both drunk you are required to wait 12 hours before asking him what he did. If no good reaction was given, you are allowed to use lethal force.

Do NOT break the guy code.

by CrankyBoomerang August 25, 2016

Jordan (guy)

A horny little bastard , always ready to pounce on young Spanish women and drag them to bed with him.

Guy: what a dickhead!
Guy: I know right he's such a Jordan (guy)

by Theultimatetruth September 14, 2017

nice guy

Living proof that human evolution has yet to progress to the point where the female's genes have been reprogrammed to finally ignore the primitive and obsolete alpha male and expand their sexual relations to the more intelligent and advanced beta male. This is why 21st century women are still compelled to be sexually attracted to aggressive assholes who treat them like crap instead of reserved guys who treat them with dignity and respect, e.g. nice guys. As a result, nice guys are normally single because women are naturally repelled by them.

Women like nice guys, but won't date them.

by DeskFlyer August 31, 2007

columbus guy

1. fucking pimps who get all the girls 2. own belen kids
3. just plain out rok

columbus guys will beat the shit out of belen guys

by abababaaaa February 28, 2005

Water Guy

The lifestyle choice of only drinking water, every other liquid is forbidden. The gender of said person doesn't matter, they are still a water guy.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna get a coke?

Guy 2: Nah dude I can't

Guy 1 : Oh right, you're a water guy.

by brennans123 April 30, 2009

fuff guy

A fake tough guy. One who runs their mouth but is not prepared to back it up.

In the film 'Goodfellas', Tommy calls Billy a "fake tough guy" during their late night club confrontation. (Go get your fucking shinebox!) This was the genesis of my term, which I've been using since. Billy Batts was a "fuff guy".

by Russ Malcolm July 10, 2007

Hot Guy

A guy that is not very hot but Gianna is very attracted to him. Gianna is too scared to say hi to him so she typically has her friends talk to him for her.

“Gianna likes you, you must be hot guy.”

by The True Becky May 25, 2019