Germans

FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.

Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.

He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.

Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!

by Skinny_legend_1997 January 30, 2022

the germanic spin

Where 2 men with 8 inch long penises and above grab eachother by their erect penises and proceed to spin in a circle together.

I did the germanic spin last night with Jerry

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Germans head

Germans head - Cunt.

Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing

by ✞︎𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚎✞︎ October 27, 2021

german bidet

you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish

i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet

by mph8887771111 October 28, 2021

German

A man who is rather into men then women

Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend

by pichuman420 September 16, 2021

German

A bunch of people who fight over whether Nutella is a male or female item.

Person A: “Did you see that German over there?”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”

by enustah July 24, 2021

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021