Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024

Dick’s Hip Flap

A Dicks Hip Flap is when a hip surgery is required due to a portion of torn painful ligament that becomes stuck on the ball portion of the hip socket. This ligament flap appears on MRI like the shape of a head on a circumcised penis. It is this shape that creates the flap to cause the pain.

Her hip requires surgery due to the Dick’s Hip Flap, found on her MRI.

The release of the Alan’s K hormone caused her hips to vibrate and develop a Dick’s Hip Flap.

You walk like you are suffering from a small Dick’s Hip Flap. MRI HIP Alan’s K Scot’s Scrotum wiseguys penis ligament pain hormone scott’s Balls

by Guruji Irv April 21, 2018

Elongated flap syndrome

Massively enlarged vaginal flap

Don’t use a thong, flap will stick out and blow in the wind (elongated flap syndrome)

by WilliamOhuxter July 30, 2023

flap that

expression, indicating one will do their best. Means to move with intention and purpose. Synonymous with "birding it." Antonyms: Fluttering

Joe: I'm gonna get the money, you keep the gun on him. If he moves, shoot the bastard.

Dale: I can flap that

Joe: You better not flutter

Dale: I'm a bird it up in this bitch!

by BlastFlake March 6, 2010

Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

flap flick

The opposite to flicking a man's genitalia, flap flicking occurs when you flick the female genitalia with your fingers.

"My woman flicked me in the balls so I gave her a flap flick on her cunt!"

by Cooper GG September 17, 2016

body flap buckling run

A 'body flap buckling run' is when a greased up derby girl skates full speed into a man only wearing a sombrero, slaps his balls with a ping pong paddle, then lights his hair on fire.

She gave him the 'ole body flap buckling run!'

by Dr_Cakes December 21, 2023