flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021

Stenchy flaps

A person who has an ecosystem under his belly rolls

Man, That guy stinks, He probably is stenchy flaps.

by YugeElephantDick October 23, 2025

Flapping

Having regular contact with a potential mate, both via Whatsapp and in the physical world.

I’m flapping this cute kech

by Pollo Pazzo December 25, 2018

mud flaps

When somebody's puppet or 'diarrhea' is on your flaps... protection needed.

Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!

by Jesyca September 8, 2019

Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.

"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"

by clemfandango July 17, 2021

flap wrap

The act of rubbing ones vaginal flaps on another persons face in surprise. IE: when the victim is sleeping or focussed on watching TV. Similar to Tea-bagging, but for females.

Watch me flap wrap his face. He totally won't expect it.

by AddictH1 April 13, 2016

Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.

Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"

by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011