Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Arkady Babchenko-ed

The act of faking your own death, and coming back from the dead less than 24 hours later due to some circumstances that need to be handled.

Bro, Stacy ditched an exam but then Kira's party was that same night so she Arkady Babchenko-ed it.

Dude, I might need to Arkady Babchenko this weekend...I need to do go to the dentist, then meet that brat Krista.

by Anna Winchester June 11, 2018

Naaptol-ed

Scammed out of. Made a joke out of

Bruh that guy totally got Naaptol-ed. He bought the 5$ water bottle just because it has more oxygen in it."

by Pan-Nappayi January 10, 2021

2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.

Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.

by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013

Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

Ed

definition for : eating disorder

There are many types of Ed but the main ones are: anorexia and bulimia.

we can also have: orthorexia, merycism, muscular dysmorphism, etc.

be aware that any gender can have an eating disorder, and if you think you have it you have to talk about it.

know that if you have this disorder I send you all my courage and I am sure that you can get out of it

Tw: this edit contains discussions of anorexia

by Skmvsp April 25, 2022