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drunk netflixing

similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting, it's when you are drunk and add items to your netflix queue. you don't realize you added the items until you receive a dvd in the mail that you have no memory of requesting.
you go to the mailbox and open your red envelope ready to watch the next episode of "it's always sunny in philadelphia", only to find that you have "marley and me" instead. and you're like WTF! how did this shit get in my queue?! i must have been drunk netflixing last week.
by shae shae 614 August 6, 2011
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Goldilocks Drunk

A phase of drunk where you are so wasted you sleep in the bed of someone you've never met
"So I got goldilocks drunk last night and woke up in some old lady's bed."
by TehYetti March 13, 2012
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Plastered drunk

Getting, am or was plastered is the act of drinking so much alcohol at a rate of which the body cannot excrete it quickly causing you to be plastered drunk. It’s basically being drunk from a high volume of alcohol at a fast rate beyond the point of being able to suppress signs of intoxication to the point of it being blatantly obvious that you’re drunk.
Examples of this are laughing hysterically with your friend because you just cut your foot open because you failed to catch the knife he threw then using that injury as an excuse to drink more to numb the pain because you’re plastered drunk. Another example is yelling at your neighbors or taking your clothes because you and you alone think it’s funny to do so in front of other people and even in worst cases twirling those clothing items in the air because your plastered drunk, or driving your car through your neighbors yard then getting out of that car and leaving it running in drive and leaving the door open only to fall over 3 steps later and blackout because you were plastered drunk, you started drinking and you did not stop. If you’re reading this your probably not plastered drunk. If you are trying to monkey fuck a cigarette the wrong way failing time after time then yelling at the cigarette telling that cigarette to “work with me god dammit!” you’re plastered drunk and you haven’t the slightest clue. Examples of things people say when their plastered drunk:- Ello govorner! -How does you’re toilet flush man? -Hey guys I think I left my phone on the roof hold on let me try to call it *pulls phone out of pocket*.
by Yourfavoritefuckbitch January 5, 2021
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Gangle Drunk

When a person is drinking alcoholic beverages they reach the stage where they lose power to control their voice, have poor coordination of their limbs, and tend to knock things over.
He was so gangle drunk last night when he was telling that story that he knocked the television off its stand.
by Jane Tibson October 21, 2010
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Drunk Science

by plutonium1887 February 11, 2022
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ethnic drunk

When you get so drunk that you start acting of another ethnicity than your own
White bro 1: Bro, you lookin ethnic drunk.
White bro 2: naw nigga, we chill.
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Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.
Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
by dr1nk January 24, 2012
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